This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. All opinions are 100% mine.
I will probably get a TON of search engine traffic with THAT blog post title, won’t I? ;)
My kids are teens. It wasn’t that long ago that they were in diapers (REALLY, it wasn’t!!). Well, waaaaay back then in the olden days, we used to call baby ointment by a much more dainty, euphemistic term: diaper rash ointment. But not today, not with the raw bluntness of our culture today! Today, “ointment” is now BUTT PASTE. Doesn’t that just slide off the lips? BUTT PASTE!
OH my word, it’s too funny! And look at the can! Ya gotta love a company with a terrific sense of humor.
Well, so what does this stuff DO anyway??
It pastes butts! In case your child’s has fallen off! LOLOLOL OK OK I will settle down now. It’s just SO dang funny, just RIPE for all sorts of butt jokes.
This is Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. It’s actually been featured on all sorts of big media shows, like Oprah, The Tonight Show, The Today Show, ESPN, etc. I have NO IDEA what Boudreaux’s Butt Paste was doing on Oprah or The Tonight Show, and I don’t want to know! lol
The unique thing about the Boudreaux’s Butt Paste is that is does the job AND has a pleasant smell. That’s a big plus, in my opinion. Because the last thing you want when toting your baby around to weddings and birthdays parties is for that nasty smell of zinc-y Desitin to permeate the room. I always hated that smell. But from what I hear, Boudreaux’s Butt Paste is really nice. And it washes off easily, and it goes on easy. This stuff was formulated by a pharmacist and a pediatrician, too. 
And they KNOW sore butts. *snicker*
You can buy the product in various sizes at any local drugstore and store. And the can makes a terrific conversational piece on the coffee table! Plus, you can buy a Butt Paste Bobblehead with some Boudreaux’s Butt Paste packages! If I had kids in diapers, I would definitely get this stuff!
5. April 2010 at 1:26 pm
one of the NPs here at the hospital actually made up her own butt paste we used to use on some of the kids years ago and the pharmacy still does on occasion when the other stuff doesn’t work lol we named it after her too.
5. April 2010 at 2:23 pm
Oh my gosh, you mean to tell me that there is an entire grassroots, underground BUTT PASTE movement going on?! And I have been totally unaware of it all these years??? I gotta get out more. ;) Cool.
5. April 2010 at 2:49 pm
I bought Butt Paste for Bill’s jock itch last year and it didn’t work so great for him. I cracked up the first time his brother was talking about it and what a great job it did for him. weird name.
5. April 2010 at 3:04 pm
Jude: gee, I didn’t think about the BUTT PASTE being for anything more than babies’ bottoms!
5. April 2010 at 3:30 pm
Wow, this is so exciting to find out about Butt Paste. It has been only 70 years since I needed any butt Paste. That really is funny. But if it is easier to get off, it is worth talking about. Even better it smells good. That is always a good addition. Thanks for the info.
5. April 2010 at 5:09 pm
Zinc oxide ointment is the only thing that helps with hemorrhoids. I can imagine that it would be just the thing for a toddler’s tush. Please don’t make me the butt of a joke because of this . . .
5. April 2010 at 6:44 pm
You know, I love a product that gets right to the point. I mean, there is absolutely no wondering what to use this on, right??! Yeah. I would think that a good portion of their sales would be for gag gifts.
5. April 2010 at 7:06 pm
So- they did not send you any to even open the top and smell? Just a sniff? We are long past zinc using days (at least frequently) but just for the Bobblehead…I might be tempted…
5. April 2010 at 10:29 pm
I was surprised they didn’t send you a sample. I mean, it’s cute and all but how do you know how it smells?
I’m so glad I am past the butt paste days. I still have a tube of Desitin, just in cast, of what I don’t know but it lasts and lasts.
6. April 2010 at 1:40 pm
Chuck: Why thank you for that helpful piece of information. Not that I needed to know that, noooo…. ;)
Lin: Me, too! No mincing, no dilly-dallying. BUTT PASTE. Can’t get any more descriptive than that!
DogsMom: Hey I am cheap..umm… frugal, too! :D
Jen: they did want to send me one. But I have no use for BUTT PASTE since all my kids are older now. And if it doesn’t smell like Desitin, then it must smell good. I hated that Desitin smell!
6. April 2010 at 8:49 pm
OH… MY… WORD! That is TOO funny! I read this and burst out laughing hysterically! Everyone in our home is past that stage, too, and I think we still have a tube of that zinc-filled Desitin hanging around somewhere…
6. April 2010 at 9:35 pm
Marg: You are too funny! Yes, we got some good laughs from this.
Miss S: Same here!! I think we still have an old tube lying around. *shudder*