When the kids and I are doing something tedious, say driving long distances or spackling sheetrock, we sometimes play little word games with each other. We recently made a trip out to Herkimer, NY, and played a game that is currently my favorite. We call it “Colors That Never Made It to the Crayon Bin.” 
Here are some of the colors we concocted, what do you think? Would these be approved by the Crayon Powers That Be?
Roadkill Red
Fly Gut Green

Beaver Breath Brown
Bruise Blue
Pond Scum Green

Potash Purple
Plague Black
Bread Mold Blue

Tapeworm Taupe (Note: after looking for a photo for this one, I opted to spare you any graphic representations. *barf*)
Yukky Green
Barfaroni Orange
Barbie Pink
Poisoned Pumpkin

Oil Leak Rainbow

Puke Yellow
Houndstooth Gray
Hee hee. What colors can you think of? :smarty:



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August 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Um, I like Roadkill Red and Barbie Pink, but the rest of them sound… AWFUL! I mean, the color ideas are great, but they make me not want to use those crayons. I don’t want to use Bread Mold Blue! 😀 Very creative, but I’m not sure Crayola would make much money off of these. 🙂
August 21, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Fun idea! My favs are Plague Black and Oil Leak Rainbow, hahah.
August 22, 2010 at 1:56 am
I would love a crayon that colored like an oil leak rainbow ;D You left out ‘cat puke tan’ … yea, it’s been one of *those* mornings!
August 22, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Barfaroni Orange is definitely a must-have for drawing those Halloween scenes. It would go very well with Poisoned Pumpkin for creating those complimentary shadows.
August 22, 2010 at 8:34 pm
One they SHOULD have is Alien Fire Cat Orange. And it would be my color.
August 22, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Wow, you guys are GOOD. We should submit some of this to Crayola. 😉
August 23, 2010 at 9:57 am
I’m holding out for:
Putrid Puce
and
Seafood Ochre
August 23, 2010 at 11:59 am
I like all those colors. Add them all!!
August 23, 2010 at 4:51 pm
These are much better than the old colors they used to have:
Greenish orange
Orangish green
reddish blue
Blueish red
They lacked creativity when we were kids.
Love Bread Mold Blue!
August 24, 2010 at 10:20 am
Putrid Puce- ew! But it’s SO descriptive. 😀
Thanks, Don! We’ll add to our collection of virtual crayons in the the future, since we have loads more tedious spackling to do yet. So stay tuned!
Jen- SO TRUE! Who were the uncreative slackers who named the crayons of old?? Gosh, we were so deprived as kids. I’m glad you like Bread Mold Blue; it made my son happy since he came up with that. lol