This is so funny! Srsly!! From PearlyGates list at CleanLaugh.
”If God Texted the 10 Commandments”
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?

















7. September 2009 at 9:51 pm
Ha! This is wonderful.
7. September 2009 at 10:08 pm
This is cute!
7. September 2009 at 10:11 pm
That is GREAT! Thanks for the chuckle!
8. September 2009 at 6:05 am
This is funny, but what’s even funnier is that I know the 10 C’s … and I STILL can’t figure it all out. I’m a hopeless old fogy!
8. September 2009 at 8:32 am
I don’t text but it helped that I knew the commandments. I got them all. Even got the message to Moses at the end so feel pretty good about that.
8. September 2009 at 12:52 pm
Good for you guys!
It took me forEVER to figure out “myob.” And then, all of a sudden, it hit me: Mind Your Own Business. ROFL!!
8. September 2009 at 8:29 pm
This is cool.