If God Texted the 10 Commandments

Mon, Sep 7, 2009

Culture

This is so funny! Srsly!! From PearlyGates list at CleanLaugh.

”If God Texted the 10 Commandments”

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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7 Responses to “If God Texted the 10 Commandments”

  1. Karen Says:

    Ha! This is wonderful.

  2. Lin Says:

    That is GREAT! Thanks for the chuckle!

  3. akaGaGa Says:

    This is funny, but what’s even funnier is that I know the 10 C’s … and I STILL can’t figure it all out. I’m a hopeless old fogy!

  4. Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" Says:

    I don’t text but it helped that I knew the commandments. I got them all. Even got the message to Moses at the end so feel pretty good about that.

  5. Rebecca Says:

    Good for you guys!

    It took me forEVER to figure out “myob.” And then, all of a sudden, it hit me: Mind Your Own Business. ROFL!!
    :rofl:

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