…break open package!
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I was recently lamenting the absence of chocolate in the house… and the husband brought me home some of this! Ain’t he the swellest?! He’s a pretty swell guy with or without the chocolate. He balances the checkbook, fixes the plumbing leaks, and does all the work checking auto insurance center quotes and rates. But especially because he brings me chocolate when I need it. LOL
In case you can’t read it, the package says:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF OF: Chocolate Cravings, Lovesickness, Exam Pressure, Mild Anxiety and Extreme Hunger.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Tear open wrapper, break off desired dosage, and consume. Alternatively massage into the affected area. Repeat dosage as required until finished. If symptoms persist, consult your local confectioner.
On the side, it says:
THE MARK OF THE TWIN TELEPHONES is the internationally recognized symbol for an emergency. It signifies lying on the couch and calling up a good friend when in a crisis. After all, what are good friends for.
Now I took more than the usual dosage, as my symptoms were severe that day. I didn’t take it all, but I will probably need a refill very soon.
Don’t you just LOVE over-the-counter drugs?! :jetters:
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December 11, 2010
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