I saw this stolen meme at Dancing in Midlife Tune (she stole it from some who’d stolen it, too) and decided to steal it for my blog. Why knock a totally good tradition? Feel free to pass it on!
Sunday Stealing: The Alpha Meme
My roommate and I once: agreed on something. I can’t remember what it was, but I’m sure we did. Just that one time, though.
Never in my life have I: taken illegal drugs.
High school was: hell. It’s why I homeschool.
When I’m nervous: I get very quiet. I may even go skulk in my room and hide under my blankets. 
My hair: was once dark, thick, and wavy. It’s thinner now, but it’s still luxurious enough to be my only beauty.
When I was 5: I got a new step-dad, three lousy (literally- lousy as in lots of louses) step-brothers, and moved far away from my beloved grandma. I also moved to a new school while halfway through kindergarten. Yuk, age 5 stunk.
When I turn my head left: I can wink at my husband on his computer. 
I should be: making coffee.
By this time next year: uhhh… I’ll be a year older? Very uncreative, but how should I know what will happen this time next year??
My favorite aunt is: I don’t have any aunts! I never even had cousins! Well, not until I met my dad’s side of the family a couple of years ago, and I only met them 3x. And I ain’t saying who’s favorite.
I have a hard time understanding: men and dogs. No wait, scratch that; I think the problem is I understand them too much. Yeah. 
You know I like you if: I invite you in to have coffee.
My ideal breakfast is: *guess* COFFEE! (How many times have I mentioned that in this meme?! OMG)
If you visit my home town: You’ll be appalled at how shabby the yards are. I’ve petitioned the town to build us sidewalks and plant some trees, and for God’s sake, enforce the Litter Law around here!! Gah! 
If you spend the night at my house: You’ll wake up with a wet, cold, pink nose in your face- a nose attached to hungry Siamese at the other end.
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: uhhhhh…*clueless* *furrows brow* Platypuses!
I shouldn’t have been: so focused on my looks and my hair as a young lady; just live your life and be happy with who God made you to be. By age 60, no one will care how you look, anyway….
Last night I: read the book of Ezra. In the Bible. Fascinating!!
A better name for me would be: *no idea how to answer this one*
I’ve been told I look like: Phoebe Cates (when I was younger); oddly enough, this is the exact same answer that Dancing in Midlife Tune gave! We must look somewhat alike!!
If I could have any car, it would be: A zippy sedan. I don’t know anything about car names and models… just something that’s good on gas and goes BLAZING FAST!
2. August 2009 at 9:50 pm
Good one, Rebecca! I enjoyed reading this…and I’m going to steal it too.
19. August 2009 at 12:36 am
Hey, Cindy! I finally got around to reading your meme. Cool stuff! Thanks for doing it.