Update: A friend informed me of a followup to this story which was featured on several news publications. Apparently, the study in this story was just a “diversionary” project and not officially launched (so to speak) by NASA or any official body. Which is a relief. So please take the following as a work of […]
Tag Archives: crop circles
We’re All Gonna ‘Splode!!!! Yahhhhh!
January 25, 2011
Oh have you read the latest space news, breathlessly reported by science journalists everywhere?? “Distant star Betelgeuse will UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES explode in 2012! Definitely not!!” But scientists say star could explode at any time…. :duncehat: Oooookkkkk…. so they are absolutely sure the star will not explode in 2012. Why? Well, because the Mayans said […]
Crop Circles Mystery: SOLVED!!!
July 9, 2009
*taps microphone* Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks to the indubitable investigative powers of the BBC, the long-standing mysteries surrounding crop circles HAVE BEEN SOLVED! (I must say that I KNEW it was this simple!!): Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”, a government official […]
Call Me an Unbeliever
June 20, 2009
I found this story, about mysterious crop circle, recently: A 600ft jellyfish pattern has appeared in a barley field in Kingstone Coombes, Oxfordshire, in what is one of the most intriguing crop circles ever seen in Britain. The vast pattern appeared in the field last week and experts are claiming it to be the first […]

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August 22, 2011
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