So. How do you rate?
1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You’re the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don’t even work there!
4. You can jump-start your car without cables.
5. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
6. When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up! Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”
7. Instant coffee takes too long.
8. You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”
9. Your lips are permanently stuck in a sipping position.
10. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
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September 15, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Haha! My favorite one is number 3. I love coffee, though Monster takes preeminence in my book. 😉
September 15, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Hahahahaha, I love these!!!!!!!
September 15, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh!
September 15, 2011 at 8:12 pm
So, so true.
September 15, 2011 at 8:57 pm
love it!!
September 16, 2011 at 8:38 am
Those signs are so funny!!
September 16, 2011 at 11:00 am
Number 4 is my favorite. 😀
September 22, 2011 at 9:49 am
Certainly number 1 is true. In my case, it doesn’t mean too much coffee. Rather, it indicates how truly desperate is my need for that life-giving elixir of life. 🙂